We’re smack dab in the middle of summer!
When summer rolls around, we here at The Dose of Reality always try to kick it up a notch in the beauty department.
- We switch out all of our regular yoga pants for capri length yoga pants, and we only pair them with t-shirts bearing pastel stains.
- We try to remember to shave our legs at least twice a month.
- We alternate our hairdo between a sassy, high ponytail secured with a scrunchie and its more sophisticated counterpart: hair held up in a banana clip.
- We’ve even considered getting a PedEgg to file down our thickest heel calluses.
Yes, we are extremely dedicated to summertime beauty.
You know where the Dose Girls look when we need something to help us achieve our ultimate summer beauty potential– PINTEREST!
We were delighted by what we found this week…
Pinterest Nightmare #735: Solafeet Portable Foot Tanner
As pinned by solafeet.com
No, that’s not Superman stuck in a box of kryptonite. You are seeing the miracle of foot tanning underway thanks to the Solafeet Portable Foot Tanner!
You know how you always spend your summer fretting that your feet aren’t quite tan enough? Me, too!
Well, thanks to the Solafeet Portable Tanner, no longer will we have to hide our hideous pale feet in shame! Now we can bake them to crispy perfection in their own little portable box of UV bombardment!
Look out cankles! Your days of unsightly tan lines are over!
I know, I know. Scaredy cat dermatologists are always harping that “sun exposure is bad” and “UV rays are dangerous”. Blah Blah Blah. What are we supposed to do…apply sunscreen, wear sensible clothes, and stay out of the sun during the peak hours of 10 am and 4 pm? Pffft. What’s a little squamous cell carcinoma when you are going after a perfectly bronzed instep?!
Would you rather be tumor free or have the confidence that only perfectly pigmented paws can provide?
Louise P. from Fort Worth, Texas answers that question on the Solafeet website.
“I love hearing my friends talk about my tan feet.”
Who doesn’t, Louise? Who doesn’t?
Oh, Pinterest. No…just no.