Who wouldn’t trade places with their dog?! Their time is spent sleeping, eating, and generally being adored by every member of the family. What a life!
But now the Dose Girls have amended this. We’ve decided want the life of one particular dog: Rincon.
This adorable little fella had a hard start in life. He was a stray on the streets of San Juan, Puerto Rico. He had to beg strangers for food, and he slept wherever he could find shelter. His life was so sad.
(You might be wondering right about now why we especially want his life…just wait. You’ll see.)
One day a man who was visiting Puerto Rico for work saw Rincon and decided to adopt him. He took him back to his house in Brooklyn to live with him and his 3 roommates. YAY!
It just so happens that Rincon’s new dad is named Julian Schratter. Here he is….
Oh right! I forgot to mention that Jules is a male model. He’s been in ad campaigns for Armani, Dolce & Gabanna, and Details magazine. You can see why.
So let’s recap.
There was once a small, stray puppy growing up rough in Puerto Rico. He was swept away to a trendy hipster apartment in NYC by 4 male models who, if their Instagram accounts are accurate, are shirtless the vast majority of their waking hours. This is the plot for the next Zoolander movie, amiright?
Now you can understand why my dog, Daisy, has been giving me the stink eye. She feels totally cheated that she was rescued only to live in *our* dumpy home with nary a male model in sight. I’m fairly sure I saw her on Expedia researching fights to Puerto Rico. (Get in line, Daisy!)
By the way, you can follow Rincon’s exploits on his personal Instagram account. There you will find many adorable photos of him snuggling up to various six pack abs. You won’t be the only one, of course. He already has over 25,000 followers.
We’ll leave you with this family portrait of everyone giving their best blue steel…even Rincon! When you are raised by male models, you pick up a thing or two.