It’s the start of a new week and that means it’s time for Monday Listicles!! When we saw this week’s topic from Kerry, “10 Places You’ve Kissed”, we decided to have a little fun with it. Besides, we couldn’t do the topic head on because the answers would either be too boring (at the alter!) or too scandalous. (Nope, we’re not going there. Our parents *do* read the blog after all!)
Let’s hit it with a list dedicated to our favorite kisses of all time!!
1. Best MTV Movie Award Kiss :
Now, you could argue that this is a gimme since it is also probably the *only* MTV Movie Award Kiss anyone remembers, but we don’t care. And we totally dare you not to watch this video and cry in a corner that
Noah and Allie Ryan and Rachel did not stay together for all time.
2. Most Delicious Kiss:
Could it be anything but the Hershey’s Kiss? Of course not! Even though the little silver wrappers make a gigantic mess and are a dead giveaway when you have eaten
the entire bag just a few, nothing hits the spot like this good old-fashioned candy.
3. Best Kiss To Show Irritation:
Hands down, this goes to Flo for her catchphrase Kiss My Grits! We’ve come to realize that we don’t use this statement nearly enough in day to day life. We’re going to remedy that immediately. (And if you are too young to know about Alice, Flo, and the entire gang at Mel’s Diner, get thee to Netflix or Amazon.com to complete your pop culture education!!)
4. Favorite Kiss Band Member:
This is a hard one. Do you go with or without the makeup? Gene Simmons is an obvious choice, of course, but we don’t know where that tongue has been. So, for hygiene reasons alone, we are going to have to go with Paul Stanley. Better luck next time, Gene.
5. Best Kiss City:
And possibly, the only kiss city, but we digress. It has to be KISSimmee, Florida. See what we did there? Where else can you watch Spring Training baseball games AND pick fresh oranges? Fine. You can probably do that in a lot of places, but not with kiss in the name!
6. Kiss You Just Can’t Stop Singing:
Who here has seen the movie Mermaids? If you have, you know this song. Probably by heart. *Technically*, it is called The Shoop Shoop Song, but we all know it better as It’s In His Kiss. You know you want to listen to it right now, right? You’re welcome for giving you your musical earworm for the day! 😉
7. Worst Kiss Of Death:
Besides from a black widow, of course, since that would be a literal kiss of death. We are pretty sure it is the call from the school nurse that your kid has lice. Yep, lice. The thought alone is gross, but you also have to undertake hours of work to remove them from your child and home. Oh, and you will never be able look at your offspring scratching their heads the same way again. *shiver*
8. Favorite Kiss Movie:
No doubt, all day long, it is Kissing Jessica Stein. It is where we all first fell in love with Jennifer Westfeldt and Jon Hamm. This is such a watchable movie. And we all totally wanted her mom to be our mom.
9. Best Kiss Goodbye:
It’s got to be Blowing A Kiss! It’s the perfect way to give one more show of affection after your loved one is out of your immediate reach. And let’s face it…is there anyone out there who can resist catching a kiss that’s been blown to them? No, we didn’t think so.
10. Only Person Who Should Ever Give Kissing Lessons:
You knew we wouldn’t do an entire post about kissing without including Arie, right? I mean come on! He sets the bar when it comes to kissing. He is the master. He should teach classes. We would totally enroll. For the blog, of course. We are givers that way. When he becomes the next Bachelor, and we are counting on that happening, there will be lots more where this came from.
What is your favorite kissing song? Or movie? Did we make the right call on Paul Stanley? And how many times can we post the Arie video before it is too many? The only acceptable answer, by the way, is infinity times!