It’s been raining here in Charlotte. There hasn’t been a single day in the past two weeks that I haven’t been drenched in a downpour at some point during the day.
It’s been totally annoying and has also made me rethink the prudence of wearing white t-shirts.
So when I was casually cruising Pinterest the other day, I really sat up and took notice of this little beauty.
Pinterest Nightmare #345: The Nubrella
It’s the world’s most fashionable, and not at all odd looking, hands-free umbrella!
That’s right! Thanks to the Nubrella, you are no longer forced to suffer with conventional umbrellas that completely monopolize one of your hands. NO SIR! With Nubrella you’ll know what it feels like to be free of a problem you might not have even realized you had. And isn’t that really the best kind of problem when you think about it? You’re welcome!
This baby anchors to your torso via a discrete backpack with ample padding for your comfort. The fashionable waist buckle ensures that your rain-free zone stays firmly in place over your general head area and probably won’t wrinkle your clothing too much. And here’s the unbelievable part– it only weighs about 3 pounds! That’s practically nothing!! I can put on 3 pounds after a light afternoon snack!
Just picture it…you are out and about and it starts raining. You’ve only got TWO HANDS so how are you supposed to hold an umbrella, your child’s hand, and a Target bag at the same time?! Nubrella to the rescue!! Just strap it on, deploy the canopy and your problems are over!!! You will stay dry and fresh! Your child will still get wet, but that doesn’t make you a bad parent. Don’t they tell you to put your own oxygen mask on first in the event they drop from the ceiling when you’re flying? This is basically the same thing.
The best part is that it puts an end to people invading your personal space. You know those those annoying people who are too lazy to carry their own umbrella and then try to sidle up to your dry umbrella space to keep from getting wet? Ha! Thwarted!! The Nubrella is only for a party of one. In addition, it’s absolutely guaranteed that when you sport a Nubrella, people will give you a wide berth.
There is no down side!! The Dose Girls are fully on board!!
Oh, Pinterest. No…just no.