The summer is slowly coming to an end.
Before you know it, lazy days spent at the pool will be replaced by hours raking leaves in the back yard.
But how do we dress in this awkward time when it’s no longer appropriate to wear shorts and sandals, but it’s not yet time for sweaters and boots?
Leave it to Pinterest to help us bridge the fashion gap!
Pinterest Nightmare #210: Bikini Jeans
I know what you’re thinking.
Why is this lady so ashamed of her body? I mean, she has made sure that EVERY INCH of her legs are covered. It’s practically like Victorian times with no visible ankle! You can hardly even see her lucite platform peep-toe stripper shoes in the shot because there is so much fabric.
Hey, some women are demure.
But with Bikini Jeans in your fashion arsenal, you have the comfort of bikini strings hitting you in the muffin top area along with the practicality of ultra low-rise jeans! What woman doesn’t find that appealing?
And when you think about it, they are good for the environment, too! Your underwear is built right in your trousers with Bikini Jeans! You’ll be doing 50% less laundry saving gallons and gallons of water a year! Can’t you hear the dolphins thanking you?
There are personal upsides for the less altruistic fashionista as well. You’re sure to develop a great friendship with your Brazilian waxing technician since you won’t be skipping any appointments. Ditto for the nurse at your OB-Gyn’s office because you’ll get to chat her up each time you call to request another prescription for Diflucan.
Oh, Pinterest. No…just no.