We’ve officially made it into the holiday season!
There are decorations to hang, creepy Elf people to plant on your shelves, and gift lists to complete. But there will be time for all of that later because now…
It’s time to Par-TAY!
What is the first thing that comes to mind when you think of holiday parties?
No, not booze.
It’s HOLIDAY FASHION!! You know you need to make the right impression when you hit the office party or cookie exchange.
The perfect holiday outfit has to have the right amount of holiday cheer and elan to make everyone sit up and take notice! Ugly Christmas sweaters need not apply!
You know where you can head for all your head-to-toe holiday glamour needs…PINTEREST!!
Let’s hit it!
Baby it’s cold outside–so you’re going to want the ultimate holiday hat to add a little oomph to your ensemble...
Pinterest Nightmare #327a: Scorpion Facehugger Headpiece
Now, I know what you’re thinking. “Are the shiny white tassels a little over the top?” No, it’s the holidays! People expect you to glam it up a bit at the preschool Christmas pageant.
While it’s true that the scorpion isn’t traditionally associated with yuletide cheer, the barb at the end of the stinger mimics a Christmas tree effectively and the netting will keep your neck warm. Add to that the impressive use of sequins and six face framing legs, and we’re sold!
Now that we’ve got a great hat, we need to consider hair and makeup. You don’t want to head into the holiday season with your standard everyday look. You’ve got to turn it up a notch if you are celebrating…
Pinterest Nightmare #327b: The Perfect Hair and Makeup
When we found this pin, it was like getting a hair and makeup consultation with a Hollywood pro. Look at the resigned and slightly depressed expression the model is sporting. That’s EXACTLY what we look like at the end of a long day of mall shopping.
A strong, red lip is perfect for the holidays! Even though we’re not makeup artists, we’re pretty sure even *we* can mimic this application during red lights even if we have to brake quickly. In fact, that may help.
And who doesn’t want a hairdo that will add a little height and lift to their crown area? Even better, this is naturally how your hair will look when you remove the Scorpion Facehugger Headpiece! Synergy!
Now we’re moving on to the main event. It’s all been leading up to this moment. Thanks to Pinterest, we’ve found the perfect garment to convey effortless holiday chic…
Pinterest Nightmare #327c: Beaver Pelt Halter Top
You can keep your ferrets, voles, and muskrats…NONE of them have the allure of Beaver fur. Beaver is really the only semiaquatic large-sized rodent worth wearing this holiday season. You can quote us on that.
Naturally, we’d pair this halter with a pair of demure bikini jeans to complete the look to perfection.
And finally, you can’t plan a holiday outfit without quality footwear…
Pinterest Nightmare #327d: Noë Toe Shoe Pumps
When I first heard “toe shoes” I envisioned Clara from The Nutcracker treating us to an en pointe solo. These pumps are even better.
They’ll give your holiday outfit the perfect pop of festive color, and if you don’t have time to schedule a pedicure before the office party, NO PROBLEM! I think that left foot may be working on a little bit of a hammertoe, but that just adds to the charm!
Well, what do you think?
Oh, Pinterest. No…just no.