Happy Valentine’s Day!!
Isn’t it nice to have a whole day to revel in the love of your significant other? Or maybe you are just happy that Target will have Whitman’s Samplers 50% off tomorrow. Either way, we all have a reason to celebrate!
There is one place you must visit to make your Valentine’s Day preparations complete–PINTEREST! Where else can you find craft projects to make all the other moms hate you by turning an ordinary shoe box into a Minion from Despicable Me (estimated assembly time: 8 hours), a unicorn with a rainbow tail (only requires 28 different colors of construction paper), or an adorable lifelike owl (with over 4,000 feathers to cut from grocery bags) for your 7 year old’s school party?
But when we saw this pin, we know that Pinterest had yet again given us the perfect idea to make Valentine’s Day *really* special…
Pinterest Nightmare #350: The TwoDaLoo
No, this isn’t a photo tweeted from a journalist at the Sochi Olympics, it’s the first tandem toilet available in the US market– the TwoDaLoo! It really brings a whole new meaning to the term “love seat”, amiright?
We are all so busy these days. It can be really hard to find time to connect with your mate given all the demands of modern day life. With the TwoDaLoo, now you can sit down together for some quality couple’s time every single day! (provided you both stick to a dietary plan with lots of fiber)
Now not even a bout of norovirus can stand in the way of your love!
But don’t take my word for it. The president of the company thinks this toilet for two can greatly improve any relationship. As he points out, “When you’re most relaxed, that’s the best time for you to communicate with your partner, discuss your concerns, and learn from them to grow as a couple.”
And really, what could be more relaxing than sitting with the love of your life during your morning constitutional as you gaze into each other’s grimacing faces? The TwoDaLoo brings couples time to a whole new level! How intimate.
Oh, Pinterest. No…just no.