So The Olympics officially ended last night. We have a feeling that all the journalists, spectators and athletes
rushed as fast as humanly possible to the airport to flee decided to stay and have an extended vacation in beautiful Sochi, Russia.
Lisa and I have greatly enjoyed watching The Olympics and deciding what our Olympic sport would be. You are probably thinking ice dancing or the luge, aren’t you? You would be wrong. We have officially decided to enter ourselves (we are assuming it is like a contest or slip you fill out somewhere?) to be Olympic curlers. While we don’t actually enjoy sweeping our own homes, we feel totally up to the challenge of sweeping the ice. Plus, have you noticed how those curlers shout instructions to their teammates? Clearly, all of our years of motherhood would serve us well for that job!
But back to glorious Sochi and the topic of this week’s unique would you rather. Instead of presenting our typical either/or option, we are going with a multiple choice style quiz for all our Dose Peeps. In this case, two choices just aren’t enough.
So, would you rather…
A) Find yourself thirsty in your hotel room and fill up your drinking glass with this?
B) Find your hotel room looking like this?
C) Be excited to find out your hotel does in fact have free Wi-Fi only to find this?
D) Share a room with a relative stranger that looks like this?
E) Open your hotel room door to see this wandering the halls?
Turns out if the water in Sochi doesn’t kill you, then the wolves just might.
For the record, the last one is actually a Jimmy Kimmel joke, but let’s be honest here y’all, based on what we have seen it is not out of the realm of possibility!
If you picked even one of the choices above, congratulations, you can take your next vacation in Sochi, Russia!
If you chose none of the above, then we just feel sorry for you. Where is your sense of adventure? You only live once, after all. Which is more than enough in Sochi!
What was your favorite of the Sochi problems?