The Craziest Thing That EVER Happened To Us!

You’ll never believe what happened to us last weekend. If we hadn’t been right there, even *we* wouldn’t believe it.

We had just finished a very important blog meeting at the Saturday, 2pm showing of Divergent. (Spoiler alert: The actor who plays Four is definitely a ten.) Yes, we do serious blog work like this on weekends. We are just that dedicated.

As we were walking to our cars regretting that we’d spent Weight Watchers points on those Junior Mints, a man approached us and said, “I hope you two ladies είχαν τη διασκέδαση στο σινεμά. Οι μητέρες δεν παίρνουν έξω από το σπίτι αρκετά. Είναι ωραίο ότι είχατε την ευκαιρία να έχουν κάποια διασκέδαση! Έχετε μια υπέροχη βραδιά!”



We were stunned. Do we really give off that impression? MAYBE in college when we were *really* trying (and even then only after a full bottle of Boone’s Farm), but now? Really?

I mean come on! Σε περίπτωση αμφιβολίας, παίρνουμε συνήθως ένα latte, αλλά αυτό μπορεί να μας κρατήσει ξύπνια όλη τη νύχτα. Μετά από τρεις, συνήθως πάμε για ένα ντεκαφεϊνέ.


When you think about it, η φωνή είναι λικνίζοντας αυτή τη σεζόν. Αναρωτιέμαι ποιος θα κερδίσει; Είστε παιδιά που παρακολουθούν σαν να είμαστε; Είναι τόσο καλό! Πρόσεχε especially if you are taking hormones into consideration–which of course we were!

So that’s exactly what we said to him! We nailed it!


After that, he κάποτε είδε ένα LADY στην τηλεόραση που αναφέρουν ότι τα ιγμόρεια της ήταν έτοιμη να EXPLODE. Αυτή η πόλη μπορεί να είναι AWFUL. Δεν είχα ποτέ ούτε ένα INFECTION πριν ζουν εδώ. Τώρα έχω ένα τουλάχιστον μία φορά το χρόνο.

Seriously…tighty whities?! Not in this lifetime, dude!

And this was at 4pm. Can you imagine what would have happened if we’d seen the late movie?

Has anything this crazy ever happened to you? Would you have laughed it off or called mall security? Do you think we should each get a tetanus shot now? Let us know in the comments!

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The Craziest Thing That EVER Happened To Us! — 41 Comments

  1. This TOTALLY happened to me. I was in a mall in Dublin, Ireland and I was going up the escalator when Ыам толлйт инзтруктеор ыт, ан дуо ведят адепйжкйнг. Ютенам дэтракто чэнзэрет хаж ат. Ыт ыюм жплэндид!

    I was like “WHAT? Put that back in your pants and move along, you weird clown dressed like a priest!”

    And to that he said: “Натюм юллюм йн еюж, ат ючю ыёрмод дыфяниэбаж, ючю но нужквюам дылыктуч мэдиокретатым. Ыльит нонюмэш факилиз векж!”


  2. Haha – this post made me work! Alls I will say is if “The actor who plays Four (who) is definitely a ten” came out of a movie theater, I would be asking him to a latte or 3, cos looking at him could keep me awake!

  3. Um… so I was all confused and wondering if somehow I clicked on the Dose Girls in another country- and then I re-read it over and over again…and then I thought ohmygosh THEY were HACKED!! And then I thought, am I sane? And then I thought… okay, get control of yourself Chrissy, this is something you can figure out all by yourself…

    And THEN I think, wait. Okay yeah, I …wait. Perhaps? Hmm… did I get this? Well…

    I believe I DID!! Wait. Maybe…

  4. Yay! I love when people still do April Fool’s. My husband just gives me a pitying look when I tell him he has a giant bug on his head and then immediately say April Fool’s. I have OCD so it MUST be done.

  5. Haha!! I was starting to think that I was even more out of touch with current trends than I thought!!! I totally bought your story!!
    I think y’all should just take an afternoon off and go see the movie!!!

  6. I just thought that was he said was really, really out there. Like, too much to publish in English. Good one, I owe you one!

    Still though, I’d totally hit on you if I were single and had just watched a movie about a dystopian future.

  7. You totally got me. I’ve also admitted to being an idiot before so I don’t know if you should count that as a victory.

    Really very funny though…I never expected that.

    Also – Can I just tell you that when I “binge Dose” on the days I get to catch up I sit here with a bigass grin on my face laughing pretty much the whole time. Thank you for that, you guys totally make my day!

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