Celebrity Baby Name Or Kentucky Derby Winner?

A big congratulations to Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher on the birth of their new baby girl! And now the sweating it out (at least for me) over what they named her begins.

Ever since the Zappa family came along and set the bar for ridiculous Hollywood baby names (a toss-up between Moon Unit and Dweezil for which name is dumber), celebrities just keep setting the bar lower and lower.

Nothing gives me greater pleasure than when I hear that a star has blessed her tiny newborn with a totally stupid name, because it means I get to text Lisa and my sister with the latest atrocity.

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So when I saw the video you are about to watch, I absolutely could not wait to share it. If you have ever found yourself just shaking your head in disbelief at crazy celebrity baby names, then this will make you laugh out loud!

***Breaking News Everyone: The Kunis/Kutcher name has been announced. I will present it without commentary (y’all can take care of that in the comments). Wyatt Isabelle Kutcher is their baby girl’s name.***


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Celebrity Baby Name Or Kentucky Derby Winner? — 53 Comments

  1. I seriously have no words and at the very least thank you for making me giggle the morning, but still what possesses them to name their kids half of the things they do is totally a mystery to me, but still like you definitely can’t help but make fun them and laugh about it. Hey, thank god for small favors, I suppose!! :)

  2. You would love the names you come across in Thailand. You have an official name on your birth cert and then a nickname used for everything else (including work).

    I have met/known people named: Y2k, T-Rex, Pigfly, Bonus, Bogie, X, Ice cream, Lays (the chips), Rainbow, Tadpole, Earth, Stinky… I could go on and on!

    • That is a definite moment Kita. I remember the scene in Parenthood where they find out the kid’s name is Cool. So funny!

  3. Wow, I picked such boring names when I could have chose things like Diva Muffin… My kids I am sure are very sad not to have the opportunity to be called Diva and Pink Pixie their whole lives. P.S. Not so sure how I feel about Wyatt for a girl. Are they going to nickname her Wy or Wy-Wy?

    • I know. I feel like I really did my girls are disservice by choosing normal names! 😉 Am not a fan of Wyatt for a girl, but at least they gave her a girly middle name so when she gets older she can use that!

  4. I thought this was hilarious. Of course, I read People so I did pretty well guessing the names. That doesn’t make them any less ridiculous – Pilot Inspektor?? Poor kids.

  5. Oh Dave. I miss him. I’m hanging about with Jimmy F mostly these days however I am so glad I stayed right to the very end of the clip. You can tell he loved the shouting. And that he loved the baby name game. I can’t help but wonder how the kids with the goofy names will fare as they get older. I mean I have trouble remembering neighborhood kids names – at least the ones I haven’t seen In awhile. How will it be for those kids? Y I K E S. They should keep a list of all the variations they are called. Be a 400 pager by the time they’re 21 I bet!

    • I miss Dave, too! I have become loyal to Jimmy as well, but Dave always makes me laugh out loud! :) I am sure that more than half these children will wind up changing their names when they get older!

  6. I LOL’ed! So funny! I wonder about people, I really do. But the yelling at the end of the clip was hysterical! Almost as funny as the game. Anyway, I see a new trend in general to more gender neutral names or making traditionally male or female names switch genders, if you get me. Wyatt is normally a boy’s name, but I can see it trending to include girl’s names especially since the celebs are starting it out. Why don’t we just all name our babies Bob? Then we could just say, “Hi, Bob!” and be right! 😀 LOL Thanks for the laughs, ladies!

  7. I liked watching Dave have so much fun. It was easy, though, the horse names were way more normal.
    Wyatt isn’t a girl’s name, but at least it is a name, not a type of fruit or an adverb.

    • Not a type or fruit or an adverb made me snort my coffee into my nose! And you are so right…the horse names were more normal!!

  8. Hilarious!! Are those names real??? OK, so the other day Ashley said that if there was a job naming other people’s children she would do it for free. So what would you have named little baby Kunis-Kutcher? (Probably not a name that starts with K…initials would be a problem…)

    • I like Isabelle, so would have been fine with that as a first name. :) Definitely nothing with a “K”. I think Wyatt for a girl is dumb, but it could be worse.

  9. People! Sheesh! Just dress your kids in weird clothes and tie dye their hair or something!! Wyatt Isabelle is fine with me, but she’s gonna have issues with people thinking she’s a boy. At least she can go by her middle name if she wants. (As opposed to some kid who has to choose between Diva and Muffin!)

  10. Love his enthusiasm! I used to work with these baby-name women and I remember Pilot Inspektor as one of my favorites. That one and Audio Science, Shannon Sossamon’s son or daughter. Great game.

    • Audio Science is another winner for sure! That name often gets used when we are playing the “which celebrity baby name is the worst” game.

  11. You are cracking me up here! Especially with that text.
    Hmm.. Wyatt. Not sure about one!
    I got most of these right, though! What does that say about me? It says I read Us Weekly too much because I know nothing about the Kentucky Derby!

    • Yeah, I knew all the baby ones, too…thanks to US and People…I always knew that knowledge would help me someday! 😉

  12. I knew a couple who named one of their girls Baby Love and the a younger one Baby Lola but the first name of both is Baby.

  13. I sucked at this – I got SEVEN wrong! But that’s because celebrities are stupid – like their kids don’t have an uphill battle as it is.

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